Rad Doodles

Making a cloud

2006-01-08T12:24:00.000Z

Robot brain

2005-11-18T16:28:00.000Z

hello
i am selling an enslaved robots' brain through ebay.
Happy bidding!
WillWQIkwlwlwwlwl

Link

Go speak to the wind

2005-11-06T18:31:00.000Z

You are free to speak your mind with her

Mother and child

2005-11-03T22:28:00.000Z

They didnt know where they would spend this night or the next

Broken

2005-10-31T18:40:00.000Z

Life is such a joy I cant wait until tomorrow

My Halloween Costume

2005-10-29T16:28:00.000Z

I need the toilet

Happy Halloween

2005-10-25T06:53:00.000Z

I have broken every bone in my body apart from my skull. I think its just a matter of time though. Why doesnt anybody understand the difficulties facing skeletons in modern society?

Remote

2005-10-23T11:38:00.000Z

my remote control lifestyle has caused me to develop type 19 diabetes. my body sugar pro-vitamins have basic intelligence and free will. we had a nice conversation the other night about the merits of single sex schooling.

Rip it up

2005-10-18T22:03:00.000Z

The other half of this is lost

Shut your eyes

2005-10-16T22:02:00.000Z

It's not good to be scared of the moon

Cold future

2005-10-16T17:49:00.000Z

In the future all contact is illegal

Red face

2005-10-15T14:54:00.000Z

Terry had infinity degree sunburn and longed for the cold weather of home

We are here to help

2005-10-14T15:03:00.000Z

I am starting a support group called sudontku for people who have become addicted to math quiz. Please send any donations to freemoneyforme@willfowler.co.uk

Alfie is lost

2005-10-09T10:27:00.000Z

I've been lost in this room for 45 years. Now you can be my friend.

Ouch

2005-10-07T07:04:00.000Z

Dont touch!

Curious plant

2005-10-07T07:03:00.000Z

See the wonderful plants

Seeds of red forest

2005-10-05T20:59:00.000Z

Make us grow

Float down

2005-10-04T21:09:00.000Z

Hit the floor and wake up

Smoker

2005-09-27T21:41:00.000Z

Need some fresh air

Fresh perspective

2005-09-25T22:46:00.000Z

Contrary to popular belief heaven and hell are next to each other with no border guard or nothing

Change

2005-09-20T20:26:00.000Z

Everything is floating away

It's cold

2005-09-20T20:25:00.000Z

Winter is coming

Penguin vs Lennon

2005-09-20T20:24:00.000Z

Stop drawing like other people

Flaming sambuka

2005-09-10T15:14:00.000Z

Remember to set fire to the sambuka before its in your mouth

Learning to ride a bike

2005-08-30T21:56:00.000Z

she knew that one day she would have to let go
she didn't expect it so soon

Don't read my palm

2005-08-30T21:50:00.000Z

everyone is right
they are saying different things

Dreams' company

2005-08-30T21:46:00.000Z

do I have the same dreams as my friends at the same time?
no

Seasons they do change laalalala

2005-08-26T16:13:00.000Z

I have decided to rename the seasons to be more american.
From now on they shall be known as freeze, grow, fall, wet.
Join me for a better way of life.

Red forest

2005-08-24T13:12:00.000Z

There is a child who goes into the red forest.
Much adventures happen.
The end

I have decided to make this into a story but it needs padding out with whatever and crap a bit.

Disco Will meets Sam Duffy

2005-08-17T12:43:00.000Z

Woo hah!
The books are printed and they look ace I think.
We are both suffering from artist blindness.
I will do a mirror check at some point.
Lalalalala

Eve and Adam

2005-08-14T20:27:00.000Z

Illustration Friday: Eve dreams of eating some delicious forbidden fruit. Good job it wasn't a cheesecake or some chocolate or she would have been destroyed with lasers and stuff.

Remember: Don't touch the lovely apples!

Open the window

2005-08-10T21:48:00.000Z

I haven't been outside in days. I don't know what to do.

Lost

2005-08-10T21:45:00.000Z

Forget me.

Book news alert

2005-08-10T10:46:00.000Z

I am currently in the process of making a small book of pictures and stuff with Miss Sam Duffy. This book will be the best thing ever in the world and you should buy yourself a copy or you wont be cool any more. And you will start to smell of damp towels.

Purchase details will appear soon here: Disco Will meets Miss Duffy

Don gets hungry

2005-08-09T09:21:00.000Z

Don Quixote and his faithful dog "Sergeant Creme Brulee III" travel to the local shop to get some nice bread and some nice cheese.

Sally Spades Episode 3

2005-08-03T13:49:00.000Z

Hello.
Sally Spades trips up a bit but doesn't fall over.
The end.

A glowing tale

2005-08-03T12:40:00.000Z

Hello
There wasn't once a cat called David and it had a glowing tail. If this was a normal story then David would be involved in adventures where she rescued mice from caves or solved complex police cases or something. This is not a normal story though but it is more realistic in a way. Davids' owner takes her to the vet who says she is like ok and stuff so that's good I suppose. David's owner then gets greedy for fame and possibly some free money so he takes her to the local newspaper. Local newspapers never have interesting or important stories in them ever so they agree to print a story and photo about David. Someone from a national newspaper then happens upon the story and it gets printed everywhere and lots of people know about David now. This includes scientists who are very interested in Davids' unique tail properties. The scientists buy the cat from the owner. The owner has money and fame by association with David but feels guilty and unhappy that David may be mistreated and unloved. The scientists have a new interesting experiment and don't really care for Davids welfare and emotional needs. David doesn't know she has a glowing tale or why she deserved this terrible fate. I happen to know that David was Hitler in her former life and this was her karma for all those bad deeds.
Thanks
Will

My fear of cats

2005-08-01T20:49:00.000Z

I think the best defence is to pretend to be a cat amongst the others. Somtimes they notice though.

Max power max bass 2

2005-07-31T11:11:00.000Z

If you can be as tall as someone else but with less demons then you are better than them by a factor of ((Their Demons/Your Demons) x Conversation Victory Factor)

Pregnancy error

2005-07-30T16:27:00.000Z

I think I made a faux paus. Dunt matta though.

Disco failure

2005-07-30T14:31:00.000Z

If in doubt go for it.

Let yourself go

2005-07-30T13:27:00.000Z

Sometimes it's good to be falling.

Dancing Queen

2005-07-30T13:24:00.000Z

Dancing queen young and sweet only 17cm tall.

Sally Spades Episode 2

2005-07-27T10:58:00.000Z

Hello.
Sally Spades goes to buy some eggs.
The end.

Sally Spades Episode 1

2005-07-27T10:56:00.000Z

Hello.
Sally Spades is a hairy dwarf.
The end.

Disco Will

2005-07-26T13:00:00.000Z

It's disco will and his donkey.
Dancing at the disco.
I forgot the rest.
That's gonna be bugging me all day.

Memet sam

2005-07-26T11:35:00.000Z

This is memet sam. She is so cool that she doesn't need arms to move stuff around coz she does it with coolness. Cool.

Peanut oil for all

2005-07-26T10:41:00.000Z

Today I am feeling: I don't care - whatever - you work it out. I really should try to spend an evening doing a painting rather than seeing which animals I can catch and race. Fly racing was fun. Cat racing was more like cat fighting my face attacks. I guess the moral of the story is flumpelstiltskin alert 5. I know the moral of the story is dont race cats as they don't like wearing the little saddles. Anyway learn from your own stupid mistakes, don't steal mine.

I am french

2005-07-25T20:05:00.000Z

I am well good at lying. If there was a lying olympics I would stand a good chance of winning the gold medalion. I don't mean bad lies. I mean fanstatical lies of unreality.

New idea

2005-07-25T09:41:00.000Z

I am going to make a small story book with a story on each page. One story will be about a pea, a carrot, and a cheese discussing the merits/demerits of a more self sufficient society. No the cheese is not wensleydale. That would be stupid.

Clerk is clearly spelt wrong

2005-07-22T11:05:00.000Z

Is this a knife I see before me? Yes it is as I am chopping up veg for dinner.

Dog house

2005-07-22T10:54:00.000Z

I would like to have my own house. Then I could get a dog. Once I have all the dogs from the poker painting I will be ready for the next mission.

Bump

2005-07-22T10:49:00.000Z

One day 2 people bumped into each other. Then stuff happened.

Menthol block

2005-07-21T13:00:00.000Z

I am having a small break from drawing as my brains need rest. In the mean time I shall continue eat, drink, dance, not sing, and drink. When I come back it will be with renewed abilities and bigger eyes.

Real believable cheese

2005-07-21T10:54:00.000Z

I will insert a story here. Here it is: Once upon a time there was going to be a massive natural disaster which would have killed millions of world citizen. Some americans run around for a bit getting into various life or death situations. Then they come up with a gash solution to stop the disaster and it works. The end. I have just extended your life by 1.5 hours. Use it well.

The Troll Urbunis

2005-07-19T13:10:00.000Z

There was once a troll who lived under a bridge in Clapham. Whenever a person would walk over the bridge late at night the troll would gobble them up. One day a nice lady cally Sally752 was walking home from her weekly friday night binge drinking session. "I want to take a f***ing shortcut!" she shouted stumbling all over the street. So towards the bridge she headed. Her heeled shoes went clip clop, clip clop on the bridge like a horse, or a goat, or whatever. The troll woke up and jumped out from under the bridge shouting "RA RA Rasputin! I am going to eat you and also I like abba!". With quick intellect similar to Mel Gibson in the film Braveheart, or {insert non american actor here} in the film {insert whatever historical war film here} she pulled out her mace and sprayed the troll in his face type area. The troll couldn't see and therefore Sally752 escapes. Sally752 called the police and they find the troll under the bridge and arrest him. The troll is charged as a human with 62 counts of murder and 1 count of attempted murder, and is given 18 life sentences . Sally752 wasn't really that bothered by the whole thing and neither am I as it's not a true story.

19th July Resolutions

2005-07-19T08:58:00.000Z

It's that time of year for 19th July resolutions (I moved it from new year as there is already too much going on then). This year I have decided to change my life in huge and scary ways. The 1st step along this road is to buy shiny new shoes. The 2nd is to change my life in huge and scary ways. One step at a time.

Victorian Ettiket

2005-07-18T20:07:00.000Z

Don't live with the yes men. You will turn into mariah carey but without the silver pony.

Korma friday

2005-07-16T15:00:00.000Z

This is my entree for illustration friday. In it there is depicted a person who chose to eat prison factory chicken all their life, and another person who ate free range fruit and veg. This is karma. mmmm chicken korma.

Archers, catapults, foot soldiers, and lemonade

2005-07-15T12:55:00.000Z

I can make things appear from my mind. Only in 2D and 2D representation of 3D. I should book a course to enable 3D manifestations.

Problems are bad

2005-07-15T12:52:00.000Z

Don't judge a book by it's cover. Waste days of your life reading it first before finding out it's wak.

Check your facts

2005-07-15T12:51:00.000Z

Dodo's are not extinct.

Wasting air

2005-07-15T12:50:00.000Z

If someone asks me if I want to do lunch I say yes and then do an expressive dance interpretation of lunch. Then we go to eat lunch and talk.

Ghost on my mind

2005-07-15T12:48:00.000Z

Some things seem wrong at 1st. Then you get used to them. They are still wrong though.

Tree house

2005-07-15T12:46:00.000Z

Anything is possible if you set your mind and expensive genetic research to it.

The search for truth

2005-07-15T12:44:00.000Z

I look to other places for answers. Then I book a ticket and go there. The answers were at home all along. I shouldn't have wasted my money going to chile to find out what the tallest building in Hull was.

Zero moving parts

2005-07-15T12:42:00.000Z

Too much of a good thing will paralyse you and you wont be able to speak to ask for help.

Pink and green rainbows

2005-07-15T12:41:00.000Z

In another world man already had fire before anything else. As such pebbles were valued higher.

Neighbours from Hull

2005-07-15T12:39:00.000Z

If other people are not normal to you then you are not normal to them. The only normal person I know is Zukiv Mangu and he's a wang.

Telly bore

2005-07-15T12:38:00.000Z

Don't sit around in front of the telly. Go out and do something less boring instead. Like running down a hill.

Saint Tro-Pez

2005-07-15T09:52:00.000Z

Yo I am back from whales. It was well sunny and the beach was perfect. I have done lots of sketches also which I will put up. 10-4

This is my weary eye

2005-07-10T21:05:00.000Z

Every breath you take. Every step you make. I'll be watching you. Apart from when I go to the toilet. And when I'm asleep. Or at work. Actually I can only really be able to watch you when I am in the same room and not watching telly or something. Even then I can't really promise anything.

Trust in Terry

2005-07-10T20:37:00.000Z

Some people you must trust even if they look wrong.

War of the worlds should be called war of the world shouldn't it?

2005-07-10T20:36:00.000Z

This is my pic of Kris. I imagine that she is a tripod out of war of the worlds but not as scary.

Don't try to imagine

2005-07-10T20:33:00.000Z

As much as I want to have an amazing imagination all I can think of is a cat.

I'm from Scotland!

2005-07-10T20:29:00.000Z

Never in history had a bear wanted so much to be scottish and got it so wrong.

Dance addict

2005-07-10T20:26:00.000Z

She danced so much that she had acquired the ability to dance any part of her body. Even her eyelashes.

Pass the button

2005-07-10T20:24:00.000Z

The arms race should be an actual race between whoever wants to enter.

Yorkshire is 3D

2005-07-06T15:48:00.000Z

I miss Sam.
Sam come home from your travel so I can swear and insult you and kick you up the ass and then run and hide.

Second chance

2005-07-06T15:29:00.000Z

Here is a story: The king of the dead declares a competition. The prize is a second chance on the mortal plain. The eventual winner is a Miss Tracy Ging and the prize format was raffle. The End.

Snails wales automobales

2005-07-06T14:15:00.000Z

Hello I am the humanoid representation of wales. Notice my lovely mountainous hair and bird like arms and legs. I welcome all visitors and am surrounded by lovely water and microscopic rocks sometimes refered to as "sand".

Return of the welsh jed eye

2005-07-06T08:31:00.000Z

Moshi moshi. I am looking forward to going back to the wales next week. The beach water is warm and nice. There are nice hills to walk up. And there is a mountain of black glass where evil goblins lurk. They dont live there because its more convenient to live nears the shops and stuff in town.

Aliens dilema

2005-07-05T15:43:00.000Z

I was thinking if aliens had the technology and the will and stuff to come here it would probably be for good reasons. Trust can however lead to the enslavement of the entire human race. I think the best thing to do is probably hide for a while and then send out some people you don't like to make friends. But then they could actually become friends with the aliens and then use alien technology to attack you. Basically when you think about it there is a positive and negative side to everything. Unless you are bush in which case there is a negative and scary side to everything. I think it would be best to try to be positive and trusting then at least you are a good person when you are vapourised by the laser onslaught.

Trans greetings

2005-07-05T14:43:00.000Z

This is my 1st greeting card. Inside it reads "congratulations on your gender reassignment surgery success!". 79p Woolworths.

Wearing a mask

2005-07-05T10:09:00.000Z

I don't know if some people are acting or if they are really that person. Finding out takes a long time but its worth it in 3 out of 7 cases.

Poppies for hair

2005-07-04T16:03:00.000Z

Although it would be unusual I think the other children would welcome a giganticus girl with poppies for hair into their class.

Sunday paddles

2005-07-04T15:58:00.000Z

I went for a paddle on sunday. It was great. Better even than bozwelox, and free!

Reality of unfaced fear

2005-07-04T15:51:00.000Z

If you imagine you are being following by ant boy and a skeletal dog and you dont turn around then they are as real as real things.

Numb face

2005-07-04T08:54:00.000Z

My brain is numb today. I can't think of anything much so I will just put myself on low power recharge. Tztztztzzzzz...

PE for all

2005-07-01T10:45:00.000Z

Mmmm monkeys. It is my policy idea that PE lessons should be made voluntarily compulsory until the age of 47. This will break down social barriers as well as increasing general health and monkey view stats.

I am the sun

2005-07-01T10:40:00.000Z

I have decided to be the sun. Then everyone will know I am ok.

Elvis is alive

2005-06-29T09:44:00.000Z

Elvis did not die in the toilet. He was transported to a unparallel dimension where he made a living teaching children, cats, televisions, everyone to sing proper. He finds this kind of life more rewarding that his earthly format.

Otts' superb drawing

2005-06-29T09:38:00.000Z

Ottilie is fandooblious and ace.

Mermaids and poppies

2005-06-29T09:33:00.000Z

I imagine an underwater field of poppies would look pretty amazing. Then I thought it would look even more amazing with red mermaids swimming through it. Then I stopped thinking because I am tired.

God bless giraffes

2005-06-29T09:23:00.000Z

Everyone has bad thoughts but that doesn't mean we can't all catch a bus. This is what makes us free and proud [insert nationality here].

Memet Dave

2005-06-28T13:00:00.000Z

Dave is vegetarian. It's not important. Dave has a slave; a pixie. The pixie is not named so as not to create attachment. There is only one pixie however and the name thing doesn't really work in non flock situations. Anyway Dave has the pixies stealing sweets from children. The pixie flys in, the child says something like "shit! a pixie or something!". The pixie steals the aforementioned sweet item. The child crys and stuff and then tells someone in charge who doesn't believe them because they themselves don't believe in pixies. Dave gets fat so fat and decides if he is to better attract a life partner he will stop with the consumption of sweet. So Dave grants the pixie its freedom, loses loads of weight by eating only rice cakes and water, and he ends up with a life partner called Globine Turtles. The pixie loses her way a bit and finds it hard to transition from being a slave and ends up in a destructive relationship with an alcoholic gnome who forces her to steal beer and fags from teenagers. It's not a happy ending but that's just the way it turned out. The pixie is now called Marlion Rope.

Lady Octopus

2005-06-27T15:31:00.000Z

If you see an octopus walking a dog in hyde park, dont be scared. Dogs are perfectly harmless.

Is your human child called puta?

2005-06-27T13:19:00.000Z

Walking through the park, the thoughts and processes of my mind. I discover I can't think about too much at the same time.

Skating on trampolines

2005-06-27T10:58:00.000Z

Children are the greatest things (which are not inanimate objects) in the world ever.

Victorian Gentleman

2005-06-27T10:55:00.000Z

When walking a spider in victorian london remember to keep a look out for crows.